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Call r— truer iiiomaltaa I _ I.n't it time to a real witXKei ’ Деньги - ключ к решению финансовых проблем t Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons Store Owner .Arrested Previously By ¿non Sorber Wodtf 5*=« Wrier FrOml *(«eU со УЛооЛлу Oa JeJy 2. nârrmrr пдг-coba accsU япк! a war-■ Ьстс, lo KJrrSl_fCL MirrW a rotalS TeX« c*n dr«ct Tbrv tasЫ » Лир muH by thp шла wba Ы Ued mior*. kaad „ _______________________________ oftmals aDecc lud krpt Ш L« djusiH« ihd otfcrr *xpk>- При обыске в оружейном магазине федеральные агенты нашли оружие Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances Им u UM oOim Urm$ of hifth OMlni BOSTON — A Uu4y Hat rt> Nmurhrn mj dtert lanktfl Ul ft»M Ilk« ImmI anil. Jam law — mm. atm^m.1 ar* *a> ihw> Исследование показало, что частые занятия сексом повышают шансы забеременеть Exclusive То All Newspapers DIANA WAS STILL AUVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED A SERIES of previously unseen CCTV images have revealed that Diana was alive and well before she was tragically killed in Paris ten years ago. INSIDE • Do you think ñinna» Morocco’ Cali now oorS^f *8 Of 0000 -Ä#10000" " За несколько часов до смерти Диана была ещё жива! Toilet brush: Not for teeth apparently By DAVID N. GOODMAN THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Detroit • The sign on the toilet brush says it best: “Do not use for personal hygiene.” That admonition was the winner of an antilawsuit group's contest for the wackiest consume»’ warning label of the year. The sponsor, Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, says the goal is “to reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products." The $500 first prize went to Ed Gyetvai, of Oldcastle, Ontario, who submitted the toilet-brush label. A $250 second prize went to Matt Johnson, of Naperville, 111., for a label on a children’s scooter that said, "This product moves when used.” A §100 third prize went to Ann Marie Taylor, of Camden, S.C., who submitted a warning from a digital thermometer that said, “Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.” This year’s Wacky Warning Label Contest coincides with a drive by President Bush and congressional Republicans to put caps and other limits on jury awards in liability cases. Rooms with broken air conditioners are hot lit Ilttll-.IV Uirn.lK t*Va trxHrr ->* ,\i Murfin с Ur Am (о Vf iUvuwni »Iittft, •Ml Urdnraby 14t Van) Лгу у.м ПОДО «t 11»-» pn-t» b.t и «x nt Ihr кЬл>)| IWlbtvггтЛi.»■(i«r »с ж lluxv ItiyxtiV ilrnmuo SiW. ihr n«s ч M ш InúV M Bu m imtt It»«» W itrxrrr» Slirjt/y or«hr» » rCvKUM (Uv> ИМИ far ..f.rixuSy tcnl.xvol .hi-tren. 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A $COtti<h Ixttchcr -hop of dc.iJly E coli 0157:117 th.v. killed 15 .ind MCkcQCd hundreds in southern Scotland Iho dtop’» owner had previously cnjoj'cd tlic dubious honor oi ‘Butcher oi the Year.“ Cattle cjin h.trbor E . oli 0157:117 in llidr intcslin.il tr.icls with no »ymp-lonu. It 1» posx-d to humans vi.i manure cmUmination during slaughter .ind nx-.il processing., E. coli is also found m deer And nhcep. Vegetables and fruits are naturally free of E. colL However. caUlc manure tprrad on live ground as "organic fertilizer” give-, the bacteria a path into fruit and juice product». Unpav teurized apple juice from OdwjIL*. Irv. a Caliiomia juice company, was responsible for a major aulbrcak. People contracting E. coll from manure-tainted meat can also pass the bacteria on to foods or to other people. Avoiding contact with animal products, including manure, is the vigest way for consumers and producer* to proicct against dangerous b.Kterial contaminants. RqmnUtl from GxkI Medicine, Spring 1997. Ph/tidm Cctnnniterfor RzspensiWr Mtcitine. ъоитм MAVCN City unsure why the sewer smells By KRISTIN MAY SiKkland Mid he »»It ihtcuvt the и»1/т»«.льг» »tralefy of putting a noo-tosic *i»<r i*v K*tr ao devet the sm ГТМ MAVKM The test» ruth oi the oAmuw rat mum. Городские власти не уверены, почему в канализации плохо пахнет Навоз не является здоровой пищей Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs By Wayne Hansen Redwood Co. Extension Educator “I’ve got these hugs that look like ants with wings flying around my house. What are they and how do I get rid of them?” um » i ---------------—____u..-----:___ bugs. Anthracnose continues to d vclop on many green ash, oak a: maple trees. Small spots ai blotches are the typical symptoi and are often accompanied 1 defoliation. NOTE: Do not co Букашки, которые летают повсюду являются летающими букашками. Death is nation’s top killer Both your front page story on Nov. 10 (“Study shows tobacco is nation’s biggest killer”) and the study on which it reports are permeated by a fallacy that is becoming part of the fabric of America’s thinking. Death is not, under any circumstances whatsoever, “preventable;” it is only delayable. If every- hnriv in Ammra. to take up the report’? On TeiNACsjR^, Adult: Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. KieyAe.<u 7rti-y. RffrUxOH mu smaSyi*»«« C<L»U> &*iafi i’ioKi'ibx^ci by Hun) F. P>,met) MONDAY DECEMBER 1999 Статистика беременностей среди подростков значительно снижается после 25 лет Смерть - основной"убийца" нации.
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